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# hmm.
I can only reply:

'Architeuthis is not known to attain a mantle length in excess of 2.25 m'

if that's any help.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:20, archived)
# have you been reading
Paulo Coehlo?

he's overrated in my books
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:21, archived)
# no I've never read the book
and it looks shit, to be honest.

whimsical nonsense.

edit: sample quote -

"The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world, and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon."

Clearly toss of the highest order.

edit2: Actually, all the quotes on the wikipedia page make me annoyed.

"No matter what he does, every person on earth plays a central role in the history of the world. And normally he doesn't know it."

That's just stupid, isn't it. Admit it now, foolish author and I may yet let you live.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:25, archived)
# yup
I read The Alchemist, wasn't that impressed. A mate of mine loves him but she is all australian and shit.

edit: oooh, let's edit :)

read The Dice Man, tis good....or any Mailer...or anything by Paul Theroux (esp Chicago Loop) all good :)
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:29, archived)
# squids?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:25, archived)
# of the giant/collosal type
www.tonmo.com/science/public/giantsquidfacts.php

"..total length to 30 feet.."

that's like the size of a bus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:29, archived)
# yeah...
the more I think about them the crazier they become.
Squids are wacky.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:32, archived)
# sorry...
unrelated but I think I've just come
yarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Isn't she a little curvy to be a storm trooper?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:39, archived)
# I've been ruined by episode 2
so she just looks like temuera morrison with bubes




still would though
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:45, archived)
# I too
I am now google-imaging female stormtrooper. damn you.

also, yes ^ this.

no, she doesn't look like that guy. shutup, shutup.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Where's the asian wi'min at?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:53, archived)
# The giant squid ate them, every one
Oh when will we ever learn
When will we ever learn
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:56, archived)
# BACK, HORNY SQUID!
the LNAs are MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 2:56, archived)
# heres :)
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Its real!
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 3:15, archived)
# hmmm
feel like I should compo it for some reason, but can't imagine what it would be the punchline to....
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Tentackle raped already, sorry.
Ow.

Ow, ow owich.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 8:35, archived)