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[challenge entry] How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

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(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)
# He takes off his glove.
Edit: actually that's improved him. Instead of keep having operations to try and save his 'nose' they should just do away with it altogether.
(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:08, archived)
# He has a rota.
Monday? Swarovski studded leather pimp nose.
Tuesday? Velvet lined royal nose with ermine trim.


Etc etc etc
(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:09, archived)
# I read that as gimp nose.
Kind of appropriate I thought.

Right, I'm going home.

Goodnight b3ta!

*waves at everyone*

*squeezes really tightly past the Cap'n*
(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Nightly night, bangmaster extraordinaire
*laughs* ^ what?!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)
# *parps bum*
*PARP!*

gnite
(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)
# To get to the other side!!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I've got some weird internal gondola thing going on in my imagination now.
(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Internal Gondola? With a huge goose wearing a beret doing the pokey-pokey thing
(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Oh god
*head explodes*

You know how impressionable I am!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:13, archived)
#
imagination poop-chute
(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Terrible?
(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:10, archived)