How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)
From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)
( , Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:07, archived)
He takes off his glove.
Edit: actually that's improved him. Instead of keep having operations to try and save his 'nose' they should just do away with it altogether.
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Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:08,
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He has a rota.
Monday? Swarovski studded leather pimp nose.
Tuesday? Velvet lined royal nose with ermine trim.
Etc etc etc
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Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:09,
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Tuesday? Velvet lined royal nose with ermine trim.
Etc etc etc
I read that as gimp nose.
Kind of appropriate I thought.
Right, I'm going home.
Goodnight b3ta!
*waves at everyone*
*squeezes really tightly past the Cap'n*
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Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:11,
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Right, I'm going home.
Goodnight b3ta!
*waves at everyone*
*squeezes really tightly past the Cap'n*
I've got some weird internal gondola thing going on in my imagination now.
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Mon 26 Feb 2007, 17:10,
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