A few nights ago, after my wife and I came in from shovelling snow from our drive...... she said she was cold and needed to be warmed.
So I leaped upon her, and she wrapped her cold thighs around me.
'Wow, you're really cold,' I said.
'I know. You were wearing snow pants. I just had sweats on,' said she.
'Would you think me weird if I wanted to tie a little tag to your toe and have my way with you right now?' I asked.
'You sick fucker. Get off me.'
American girls don't appreciate a good morgue-party joke.
(So I leaped upon her, and she wrapped her cold thighs around me.
'Wow, you're really cold,' I said.
'I know. You were wearing snow pants. I just had sweats on,' said she.
'Would you think me weird if I wanted to tie a little tag to your toe and have my way with you right now?' I asked.
'You sick fucker. Get off me.'
American girls don't appreciate a good morgue-party joke.
MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name,
Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:41,
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HahahahahI wanna click this!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:43,
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me too!next week's question of the week: "what, when said, scored you the least sexy tiem"
and it'd be my winnarr!
(and it'd be my winnarr!
King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate,
Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:46,
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