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# Oh noes! Ghostie!
Wouldn't mind finding this one in my room though.
Could be considered NSFW i guess
(Slight Nipple action)
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:34, archived)
# I fapped.
Am I a necromaphilalac?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# If you are...
then i am :P
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# A few nights ago, after my wife and I came in from shovelling snow from our drive...
... she said she was cold and needed to be warmed.

So I leaped upon her, and she wrapped her cold thighs around me.

"Wow, you're really cold," I said.
"I know. You were wearing snow pants. I just had sweats on," said she.
"Would you think me weird if I wanted to tie a little tag to your toe and have my way with you right now?" I asked.
"You sick fucker. Get off me."

American girls don't appreciate a good morgue-party joke.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
I wanna click this!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# me too!
next week's question of the week: "what, when said, scored you the least sexy tiem"
and it'd be my winnarr!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# heh i clicked that - nice!
then i read your name as "king of breasts" - oops :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha
You're not the first :D
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# where have i seen that girl in that hat before?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# SG most likely sir
tis my source
i removed the SG logo though, cos i am naughty, and it was fudging things up
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# no i've not bin there...
musta bin on ere
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:47, archived)
# cor
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# TJ...
Has the board just got smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Yes, one of Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's's posts has just vanished.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Ive had him on ignore since I first saw him.
I thought he would have gone away by now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# I think they've all gone
One less troll to worry about then!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# It happens from time to time*
*Lies, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)