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# Oooh Tim-Tams
count me in
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:34, archived)
# *clips ticket*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:36, archived)
# I'm his son and have my own keys.
*saunters past*
'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)
# 'ello ives.
If you go to "update profile", is there anything different below your profile description box?

if not, ignore this
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:40, archived)
# ummm.... like what?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)
# you are also his half brother
as well as his cousin

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)
# 'nings!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)
# 'bums!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)
# early morning bummings!! What more could a man want?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)
# may be some of the crumbliest flakiest milkiest chocolate
the stuff that tastes like chocolate
never tasted before
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# *puts finger in poo hole*
*licks*

Hmm.. it certainly does taste like no chocolate i've tasted before
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Count me in too... but i'll pass on the Tam-Tams I think - they looks like Penguin biscuits, and they are poo.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)
# fine by me
*scoffs mugatu's share*

someone flick the kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)
# *flicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)
# *jumps*

*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# *flutters eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)
# I've never had one, but apparently they just look like Penguins
Their taste is fabled ('specially with tea and clipped corners!)

*clips ticket*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Is that the famous 'Tim Tam Slam' you're referring to?
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)
# I've never had it :(
But that sounds about right.

Once it was a biscuit, and a cup of tea, but now it is... THE TIM-TAM SLAM

I must do this sometime, I fear that my very happiness depends upon it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# I was once told you could do it with a crunchie.
Bollocks! You can suck jack shit through a crunchie.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)
# You bite the opposite corners off the Tim Tam
Dip it in your tea and suck the tea up through it. When soggy, slam the biscuit in your mouth.

An Australian taught it to me during presentation training.
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Ah-hah!
A more detailed/specific version of what I'd heard, I thank you Miss.

...now I just need to locate the biscuits themselves!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# copy/paste time
The Tim Tam Slam, also known as the Tim Tam Suck, Tim Tam Explosion, Tim Tam Orgasm, Tim Tam Straw, Shot-gunning a Tim Tam, or just plain Tim Tamming is the main form of Tea Sucking and involves biting off opposing corners of the Tim Tam and then using it as a 'straw' to suck up a hot beverage (usually tea, coffee, hot chocolate, or Milo) and then, just before the biscuit falls apart, it is placed in the mouth. The thicker chocolate coating on the Double Coat Tim Tam offers a more stable exoskeleton to help ensure the biscuit does not collapse prematurely. The Chewy Caramel variety also has an advantage for performing the Tim Tam Slam since the caramel centre helps to hold the biscuit together for a slightly longer time. The Arnott's company prefers the name Tim Tam Suck.

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# as much as I like Tea, I prefer dunking biscuits in coffee for some reason.
And my fave biscuits for dunking are chocolate digestives, Hob Nobs, or even better - CHOCOLATE COATED HOB NOBS. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)