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# I wish I had Sat Nav
When I am in the UK, my 1989 Haynes Map of the UK serves my purposes*.

* Not actually travelling anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *steals passport*
*burns*

AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I can't leave now, since you burnt my passport
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# You're still in the country now!?!?
agh!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# No
But from your scenario, I would have to be in the UK for you to steal my passport and then burn it. Unless you came all the way over to Berlin, broke into my house, stole my passport and then burnt it. Since I live here, then it would just mean less time spent watching bollocks telly, eating deep fried food and travelling on sub-optimal public transport :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ok
from the top

*Calls Stephan, arranges for Dixie chick's passport to be stolen*

*sends Dixie text message*
AND FUCKING STAY OUT!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Yeah
but at least we're not surrounded by Germans!

/Not actually racist
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Be careful, your silly walk and crudly-drawn black tache is showing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# John Reed? is that you?!
you didn't send a txt first!! how rude
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)