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# women take note


sorry if bindun.
(evilsoc, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# I use a printed map.
Are you mocking me?
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# god, you're so 1997!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I like 1997.
I wish I could go back and... wait, I hated 1997. Damn year.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# If I could go back to any year and re-live it over and over again it would be 1998
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# for me it would be 1987
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# I was only 7 then, so I don't really rememeber too much
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Mine would be 1979
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# 1979? I didn't think you were even born then
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ain't you a charmer?

pachey was born in 1942!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# I was born in 1974
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# fair enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# i think we're too old to be hanging around with the kidz
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# so was I
74 is the best year
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
#
Order now
Allow twenty one days
For delivery
This offer closes
31st December 1979
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# i'm torn
1996 was a good year for being young, rich and stupid, but 2000 was a good year for 'the ladeez'
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# I just loved the music of the mid - late 90's so much more than the shit of today.
And 1998 was the pinnacle of my 'going out to clubs / getting wasted every weekend' phase. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# purely music-wise
i'm going to have to go for 1990 as that began about 6 solid years of indie discos and gigs in crappy little pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# If it was music, and I could pick, I would choose sometime in the 18th Century
Hmmm.... maybe that's why no-one comes to my parties...
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# if we're going for times that i wasn't in
i want to live in the late 19th century and be a gentleman scientist. like the bloke out of the Time Machine
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Cool!
And announce the great digestive benefits brought about by adding mercury to the diet
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# You could announce anything in those days if you were a scientist
"through detailed experiments and excessive opium use, I conclude that eating human brains will give you the ability to fly"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Pitchblende is a suitable balm
for the curing of itchy rashes and Erythema
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# "from regarding these tiny beasts with my micro-scope...
...i am able to tell that they are able to communicate. furthermore, man shall populate the moon before the end of 1910"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# cold and i'm ashamed
laying naked on the floor

you're a little late
i'm already torn
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# worst song ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# apart from when performed at the policemans ball
genius!
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ^ this ^
that was funny
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Is that a song about brutal gang rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# YOU WISH
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# That's what swung me
or it would have been 1998
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Ohh, good one.
1998 is a good choice. But I think I vote 2002.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Ah, a more recent choice.
Personally, I'd go for 2003.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# 1969
Man that was a groovy wild time dudes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# I'd go for 95
Had a ball that year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# This would make a good QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# agreed.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# really?
"pick a year and type it into this box. extra points for being alive at the time"

doesn't work for me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# presumably,
one would add "and why?"
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# With reasons, obviously
maybe you met the Mrs? Or won first place in a design a garden competition?

Regale us with tales from your past, as you re-live your favourite year.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# yea, probabily better as a poll really
Best decade to be alive




(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# What?
Why does riverghost like 1995?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# i don't know
let's ask him!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Tell me, Riverghost
why does one recall 1995 with such a-fondness?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# I saw a girlies bits!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I was 12, so I was probably trying to....
hang on, we had this conversation yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# No,
satnav's rubbish.
(evilsoc, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# That looks nothing like a sanitary towel
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Sat Nav is for gays
I like my maps. There's a sense of achievement about using them too.

Unless you end up in Swindon.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# what if you wanted to go to Swindon
for some reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# There is no good reason
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# no one wants to go to swindon, ever!
and even maps are cheating
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# mine just says "here be dragons"
for everything to the north of Milton Keynes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Then you walk.
I mean who in their right mind designed Swindon's "magic roundabout"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# the same guy who came up with the tv show me thinks
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I wish I had Sat Nav
When I am in the UK, my 1989 Haynes Map of the UK serves my purposes*.

* Not actually travelling anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *steals passport*
*burns*

AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I can't leave now, since you burnt my passport
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# You're still in the country now!?!?
agh!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# No
But from your scenario, I would have to be in the UK for you to steal my passport and then burn it. Unless you came all the way over to Berlin, broke into my house, stole my passport and then burnt it. Since I live here, then it would just mean less time spent watching bollocks telly, eating deep fried food and travelling on sub-optimal public transport :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ok
from the top

*Calls Stephan, arranges for Dixie chick's passport to be stolen*

*sends Dixie text message*
AND FUCKING STAY OUT!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Yeah
but at least we're not surrounded by Germans!

/Not actually racist
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Be careful, your silly walk and crudly-drawn black tache is showing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# John Reed? is that you?!
you didn't send a txt first!! how rude
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# sat nav is for those of teh mental retardation
a map is far better, and you can apply common sense to a map as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Take your sexism back to the stone age
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Ug
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# *grunt*
my girlfriend can read maps. is this true for all modern-day women?
(evilsoc, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# My wife lets me read the map
because it makes me feel important.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# I'm allowed to read the map
because I'm not allowed to drive
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# One would assume so
(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# a dangerous assumption i feel
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# retro
chic
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# SatNav...
is just giving the cunts ANOTHER reason to break into your car.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# :¬)

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)