You could announce anything in those days if you were a scientist'through detailed experiments and excessive opium use, I conclude that eating human brains will give you the ability to fly'
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44,
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Pitchblende is a suitable balmfor the curing of itchy rashes and Erythema
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49,
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"from regarding these tiny beasts with my micro-scope......i am able to tell that they are able to communicate. furthermore, man shall populate the moon before the end of 1910"
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new_matt,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49,
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