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# You got lucky
Ms. Weasel found a dying bumble bee and in some obscure act of compassion, instead of squashing it, she decided to nurse it back to health with jam.

Needless to say, it drowned in the jam and overwhelmed with guilt she had to bury the thing.
Of course, she wouldn't touch it so there I was in the cold and rain burying a fucking bumble bee.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahaha!
fuck sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# didn't you just flick it out the window then make her go to the shops for more jam?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I've learned that for one week a month
its just better to nod and agree rather than face the amplified wrath
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# THIS THIS THIS THIS^^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha
christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# but i bet it was a lovely service
in accordance with what you think he would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
The little fuck didn't even leave us anything in the will
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# next time
tell her to just put it on some flowers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Apparently the jam would help somehow
With all the magic healing powers that jam has.

I wasn't going to argue
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# magic jam!
I want a magic jam song now
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# yay for bee compassion...
I built a cairn over a recently dead bumblebee once... he was big bugger... needed a lot of pebbles.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha!
thanks, I know it is a true story, how could it not be, but I still had a bloody good laugh about it

heh
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)