In my day job i work with intelligent peopleHowever, weekend bar work offers me the chance to work with some of natures less gifted creatures.
One girl, explaining how she had been playing the pub quiz machine with her boyfriend, was proud because she knew which country the leaning tower of Pisa was in.
Rome.
Then we explained to her that Rome wasn't a country, it was a city.
'Oh I thought Rome was a country, like Africa'.
'No, says I , Africa is a continent. Do you know where Africa is?'
'It's near Russia, isn't it?'
(One girl, explaining how she had been playing the pub quiz machine with her boyfriend, was proud because she knew which country the leaning tower of Pisa was in.
Rome.
Then we explained to her that Rome wasn't a country, it was a city.
'Oh I thought Rome was a country, like Africa'.
'No, says I , Africa is a continent. Do you know where Africa is?'
'It's near Russia, isn't it?'
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:07,
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I also told her I'd made her a special cocktail one nightand added some Rohypnol. She asked what that was, i told her it was a new spirit. "It's really nice" she says
I really hope she went elsewhere and asked for a rohypnol cocktail
(I really hope she went elsewhere and asked for a rohypnol cocktail
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10,
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Thats awe inspiring
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10,
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