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# new landrover ad
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i was out and about today and saw a new landrover ad that made me think i spend too much time on here...
(the above image is from the website - essentially the same message)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I have had it with these goddamn snakes on these goddamn planes
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# well order something else for your inflight meal... thilly!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I'll have the fish
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It starts with a slight fever and
dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the
red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy begins to
experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work
on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms
followed by the inevitable grueling. At this point,
the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by
uncontrollable flatulence ( Oever begins to fart )
Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a
quivering wasted piece of jelly.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# ....served with ice cream and party hats
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I am guessing you just copied that from somewhere... it has scriptness in...
...but still thanks for the giggle
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Removes glasses, cleans glasses...
ahh yes snakes. (not shakes)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)