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# the line
'you're not a celebrity until you've been b3ta'd' got in there, which was the single best thing. And true, of course. I expect Jacko's extremely excited about the boost to his profile we gave him yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:53, archived)
# yay! and indeed woo!
for the wonders of TV. With this experience under my belt - I reckon I could present the News at 10. Anyone reading this working at ITN - I would be a fucking great news reader. Although I'd only do animal news. About marmots. Is that too limiting?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 11:55, archived)
# BONG!
Giant Space Marmot destroyed with gameboy. BONG! Penguin stolen by furtive polar bear. BONG! LLB turns into a peacock. (etc etc etc)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:00, archived)
# woo!
move over Trevor. And indeed Moira.
Who you don't see as much as you used to.
Unless you get up in the morning.
Which is painful.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:01, archived)
# I like the sound of that
A dedicated animal news. That would be so much better than the current news. Just reverse the way they do it.

To end the programme instead of having a cutesy item about an animal you have to put a "chuckle" in your voice as you covered the days most important "non-animal" news, such as the bombing of Afghan civilians.
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:01, archived)
# Exactly!
I would LOVE a tv program that soley compiled the "and finally" news items from around the world into one end of week package. THIS IS TV THAT MUST BE MADE.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:04, archived)
# And
you should start each story with "And finally". Also, instead of a newsroom in the background have plenty of people photoshopping. Or looking at porn.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:09, archived)
# yep. 1st law of TV
must keep background busy.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 15 Nov 2001, 12:17, archived)
# that's defintiely where the current crop of news programs
go wrong. the people in the background should be surfing for porn. fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 15 Nov 2001, 16:49, archived)