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# what's in the box!?!?!!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# 13 somalians, 3 syphilitic pigs, and a kilo of heroin
(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# brilliant
party box
(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:29, archived)
# warehouse scene
forklift driver opens trailer at loading bay, to be greeted by a tribe of stowaways from somalia. Calls manager.

Manager arrives. Somalian shouts incomprehensibly and gestures wildly. Managers points and says "canteen's that way mate" and wanders off.

True story.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:33, archived)
# im speechless

yet somewhat unsurprised
(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:39, archived)
# in the ensuing fire, it was discovered that the trailer had a false floor and contained heroin.
Benny Hill hi-jinks involving police and Somalians, while burning smack drifted across the warehouse.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:42, archived)
#
a surprise for you
(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Schrodinger's hamster
(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:35, archived)
# his cat was cuter :)
(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:41, archived)
# I keep meaning
to do an animation called Schrodinger's tiger, but I haven't got round to it yet...
(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 23:49, archived)