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# Evening Sir Pij!
how goes it?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Not bad mate,
Kind of regretting putting an Alf post down thereV. But meh, fuck it!

Hows yourself?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# in line with the current mood
im feeling rather Alfy!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# You want a little boy to give you a hand job under a coffe table?
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# that, and
shouting Willy every three minutes!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahaaa!
you kill me!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Pure brilliance.
I love pelicans. They come up to me in the back yard and grunt at me sometimes. I learnt that if you grunt at them while they are around they actually come up to to you.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# ....It also helps when you are holding a fish in your hand.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Or,
when I rub you up before going out there & wave my hands around a bit they go mental!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# whatever.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# cool,
I am going up your shitter tonight then love:)
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i use
pelican pheromones - they loves that the horny flappy faced fish eating fuckers!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# that & gaffa tape.
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# and
prawn flavoured lube!
(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)