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# Kittens
Not only can you put them in jars to appreciate their fluffy loveliness
for all times, but you can thread them onto skewers to make kitbabs!. I
think kitbabs are the foodstuff of the future.

You can thread them onto sturdy fishing line to produce necklaces for
elephants. Elephants like kitten necklaces a lot.

You can shave them and use the fur to make kitwool. Kitwool makes lovely
scarves.

You can skin them.
This gives double the pleasure as you toss the skinned kitten into a brine
bath to preserve it for later, and you can make wonderfully warm gloves
from the sloughed off skin.

Brine pickled kittens can be used as a substitute for pickled eggs in
times of national egg shortages.

(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:06, archived)
# And they play
some great jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)
# I use my kittens as
portable loos. Their mouths can hold an assful in times of emergency.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:53, archived)
# i enjoy
munching on unlucky fried kittens every now and again.
(crazymum, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 14:55, archived)
# Kitten Jazz
Just listening to some seriously good guitar playing by SRV.
I can imagine one of Joels fluffy white kittens playing riviera paradise.

Cool

I only just realised how useful kittens truly are. What a miracle of modern technology they are. As soon as the kids grow past the 'kill the kitten' phase, I must get one.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)
# I wouldnt
be without my kitten slippers and matching hat (daniel boone style).
also dipped every so quickly in lighter fuel they make an cheap firelighter alternative.
(queenb, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 15:19, archived)