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# I'm watching Withnail and I for the first time tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)
# How do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Because I rented it from Tesco
and I'm going to watch it.

After eating lovely steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I wish I was able to plan my life
as thoroughly as yours is planned.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)
# It isn't usually so planned
but tis a special night tonight, so I made some effort.

You know me, I barely know what my name is half the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Noooooo?!
What ya think?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# BB, now's the time to make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# lol
Noooo? [was that the first time you saw it!]

What ya think? [Verily young maiden strumpet, and how did you find this toothsome experience]
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)
# she hasn't watched it yet...
or am I missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)
# No I was
I miss read it:P

Plus I take great pride in not making sense:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I fucking love being called a strumpet.
Well pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# It is a very fine word:)
How about floosy?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Nah, not so good.
I got called a 'little belter' by the bloke in the newsagents today.

I was over the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Was that coz you were hitting him with your belt at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# For once, no.
I'm not wearing a belt today.

I'm wearing grey tweed though, like the Royal I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)
# That's strange
as I was wearing Sheryl tweedy earlier on:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Did you hurt her for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)
# She was bent a little out of shape
But what the hell, I had a packet of three.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Enjoy
iss ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I'm well looking forward to it.
I do love a bit of Richard E Grant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)
# He's on his finest form in that filum
MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!!
Best. Quote. Ever.

EDIT: Ooh, hometeim! Bye all *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)
# :D
I love him in Jack and Sarah.


Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)
# bye :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)
# If I'm your dad can I give you the belt?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)
# but you're not my dad...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)