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TJ: Jehovah's Witnesses just called round. One of the things they wanted to talk about was the internet.

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)

Should have sent them here

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

as soon as they said the safeword

i was all 'no thank you' and closing the door

maybe one day i should hit them with 'BEGONE, EVIL HERETICS!'

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

Nah - you'll be put on a Jehova's Witness whitelist of people who need to be saved

Just visibly soil yourself and then waft the smell at them

edit: 'safeword'?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)

duh

'watchtower' of course

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

A fine publication

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

Apparently I was put on a list at some point

because I had no fewer than 20 visits from them over the course of 6 months.

Might have been my tendency to wear makeup and skirts of course :D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

and they ignored the guy next door who was a kingpin of child slavery

because he wore a nice suit?

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)

Wouldn't have surprised me.

This was St Pauls in Bristol.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)

when i was younger they called at my parent's house on Xmas day

sneaky bastards. i seem to remember looking at them with the sort of digust usually reserved for children who torture small animals

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)

Heh that's what they deserve :D

Are you a Pratchett reader perchance?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)

*sidelong glance*

i might be

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)

Hehehe

Thought I recognised his mannerisms :D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

drawing a pentagram on your forehead and smearing your face in fake blood gets rid of 'em

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

Usually works for me.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

Oh god.

"The internet is a filth of sin and blasphemy"?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

i have no idea

i didn't let them get that far

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

My conversations with them usually go:

*door opens*
"Hello! Have you ever considered accepting Jesu..."
*SLAM*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

of course

there's always

"so, how many places are there in heaven?"

"right, and how many Jehovah's Witnesses are there today?"

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)