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# SORRY
Kitten, not Cow. Wrong animal.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I'm the cow,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)
# wouldn't you be
a bull?
*confuzzled*
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# No,
I'm a strange breed of human male cow.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)
# as I have just pointed out
Bovine is a strange breed of sheep
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Why sheep,
what does a sheep have to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)
# no
you're a sheep in a herd of cows. You've lived there for that long you just think you are.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Now I'ma sheep?
Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)
# You're actualy a strange breed of sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)
# A cow.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Yeah
but you go BAH and not MOO. Plus you can work a computer and walk on 2 legs, but not in public.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Are you suggesting that
Sheep are capable of using computers yet cows are not?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# NORMAL SHEEP CAN'T
But you're a specail sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)
# So,
you're saying that I'm a computer using sheep that thinks I'm cow becasue I'm special?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)
# You think you're a cow
cuz you've lived with them for so long. You're specail because you can use a computer and walk on 2 legs. Why do you need me to tell you this? Can't you see for yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I'm going home
because you are deranged.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)
# See ya later
I'm not deranged, just different. You see, I'm a dog that thinks he's a cat and has this special knowledge that lets me know when other animals think they're something they're not.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)
# As his vet and lover
I can confirm he is 100% cow
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Thank you,
darling.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
# You're a rubish vet then!!!
I can tell from here he/she isn't a cow.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I have letters after my name that prove
I am a very good vet.

thebear vgvet

see
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I wan't to see
evidance. Not just some silly little letters you've typed in to try and make me think you're telling the truth.

I think this is the most in depther conversation I've ever had on this site
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Well that would be fun come milking time
.
(Mattyboy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)