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# I shall not fear
Dave the Hat will save me!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Dave The Hat is caught in the pun trap! there's no way he can rescue you now!
mwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *swings down out of the sky on a rope that may not be attached to anything and bops the Count with a baseball bat*
Now, I just have to get these ropes undone in time.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# My hero!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# *takes advantage*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# you'll never make it!
*nurses comedy bump on head*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Oh no!
*struggles against ropes*

and the express train is due any minute!

*faints away*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# *manages to get the ankles untied*
OMG... did I leave the gas on?

*is paralysed with doubt*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *re-ties ankles*
this is far too easy...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# YOU FIEND!
*bops with baseball bat again*

*draws lightsabre and cuts through ropes*

*whisks IVV off to a seedy motel*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# *small birds fly round head*
curses! foiled again!

*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *mutley laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *looses control of racecar*
*crashes into train*
*flies out of car and lands on Count Vanderhoff*
*accidentally saves the day*

*edit*
*looks around*
Hmm, I'm a bit late
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# it's an alternate universe!
*head asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# To hell with this, We can still win the race!
*gestures to backup car thats hidden behind a rock*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# he's in an alley pissed on special brew...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# please provide photographic evidence
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)