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# Hmm
I agree, but I find that generally the biggest fundies are the atheist fundies.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:01, archived)
# personally I couldn't give a fuck, as I am content to keep my myopic worldview to myself
until someone decides I live by their myopic worldview, because they know best for me because they are better than me by virtue of living by the only truth.

The universe is a big place, and I like chicken, and so does my cat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:04, archived)
# YAY!
A religious debate!

*prepares ire*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)
# no they aren't.
not really.
they can get a bit stroppy, dawkins-style
but they're nothing compared to the most extreme christian/muslim/what-have-you preachers, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:04, archived)
# I feel it comes down to what you think will be the outcome to those that do not have your own beliefs
proclaiming the destiny of the damned is the ultimate presumption, and I doubt god is impressed :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Pastafarian?
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:08, archived)
# nah
I just don't care ^_^

what is, is

Tho I'm sure his noodlyness knows the truth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Of course he does
best of all deities.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)
# fancy founding deagostinism?
easy beliefs, icons of worship and holy text already set up
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:14, archived)
# plus all the horses you could love
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Interspecies Erotica?
Count me in!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)
# yay!
all we need now is to convince everyone else to believe this shite and give us their money

and we've cracked it!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)
# just recuit at collages and unis
and in the suburbs
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:31, archived)
# I'll get an army of volunteers
it'll be great :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:33, archived)
# i suggest
catherine the great as our first saint
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)
# sounds good
we also need a pointless symbol

can't have an illogical and ultimately meaningless system of belief without some kind of pointless symbol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:39, archived)
# pffft
the variety of tunes are a bit limited when singing and smiting the infidel.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)
# and for today's service, we will be singing from hymn number...
1
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Shit
I thought that was a countdown then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:36, archived)
# thank catherine for that!
numbers are hard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:39, archived)
#
795
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:42, archived)
# i agree about atheist fundies
also anarchists

I don't really care if god or government is not someone's style, but if I would rather have a god and a government,
stupid arguments to the contrary, especially ones full of vitriol, will not make me see any light...

I suppose, I cannot stand evangelical anything's... yuck!

if pushed, I might admit to being xtian, but it would take a lot.. I think faith is like sex, it should be private, unless you want to go
to mass or to an orgy or something.. (same difference)

I remember once, while I lived in Australia, I was curious about some xtian youth group, so I agreed to go along just to observe.
It turned out to be the predictable touched by the spirit nonsense.. talking in languages, falling over, having seizures, whatever.. groping...
I mean laying of hands...

so at one point I threw up my hands, and started to yell and gesticulate in Finnish, knowing that the chances of anyone speaking it were remote...
I swore up a storm, and insulted everyone's heritage, and then discussed the weather, before moving on to hedonistic sex acts...

after, everyone was very impressed that I had been touched in the spirit

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which is not to say people cant be touched in the spirit, but please, go somewhere else and don't do it around me, ack!
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:18, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly.
I am intrigued to know others' beliefs, but I do not want them impressed upon me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 0:32, archived)