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# Low calorie spam
My mate has had the stoopid poems he used to bore us with during tea breaks published on the web
One Stroke - a poem about his sex life

The rest of the site is --here--
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# PARP!
That's a good poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:05, archived)
# you loon!
you made me go and look for that!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Pfft!
But someone should go and write a poem called Parp. I demand it.

please?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# parp! parp!
not the sound of a harp.
it's the sort of noise you hear
when you squeeze a carp.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# haha!
I love you!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# :)
parp! parp!
is it blunt?,or is it sharp?
there's a hole in my roof,
I'm getting wet,
let's cover it with tarp.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:17, archived)
# That's fantastic
I think I've just cum.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# yes!
.
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Why aren't you called
Dr. Flan Flitten?

Edit: Thats better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# better ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# hahahaha
veryverygoodlaughedlikealoonatthatmateniceone
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# is "My Mate"
really you, you aged flinger of flans!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Nope
it's Jess the man who keeps the Spork machine running in top form
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)