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(Adrian Monk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Why the fuck would anyone want to shop at Ikea?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
# It's not just a shop
it's an experience

And they sell Dime Bar cake which is the fucking nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)
# So you go to a furniture shop
to buy cake?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I would
.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I go there for the pear cider
It am the woo.
(qwisp, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)
# lack of imagination coupled with the desire for cheap shitty furniture
their wine glasses are fantastically cheap though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I bought 4 wine glasses for 89p
in Sainsbury's the other day

that's cheap enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# yes, yes it is :)
but the wineglasses alone are not a good enough reason to visit either vendor
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Sainsbury's also conveniently sells all the food I eat
and is on my way home from work

Ikea is fucking miles away and sells pretty much nothing I want or need - I made my coffee table out of wood and screws in the garden.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:08, archived)
# I'm planning to do this.
I now have my toolbox so I can go around building things and fixing things.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Tescy value.
Although Fae wine comes in a tumbler, as I 'can't be trusted'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# it's true that only 2 of those wine glasses now remain
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I recommend plastic picnic cups and 'glasses'.
Definitely a sensible idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Cheapness.
And meatballs.

I keep thinking of you every time I roll dude. Must repay the kindness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# any time
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# i think your dice are broken
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Snake eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Socially sanctioned,
media-manipulated, consumerist, glossy-magazine-aspirational nesting instinct on a real-world budget, it looks like to me .....

.... but maybe I'm just a bitter single pauper.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)
# tha's ace.
though i actually love ikea. i know, i'm the only one
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I don't have anything against Ikea.
Like the BP one above, the worst adverts are the ones where companies try to advertise themselves as the exact opposite of what they stand for.

Ikea is the very reason everyone has so much beige furniture; now they're trying to distance themselves from it. A ha.
(Adrian Monk, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)