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[challenge entry] Have a dubious Compearoast..

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# Arf!
Hello Nel, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Oh ok thanks
still lurking and not doing much!
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# Would you like a fruit gum?
They stick to your teeth, but are surprisingly tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Great
pass one over!
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# *checks*
that is some nice lurkage!
and all your pics in your profile redexed:(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Oh yeah
none of this namsy-pamsy lurkage! Maybe I will get them re-hosted - not that they were any good mind...
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# STAY FOREVER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Ta for your kindness but I'm sure that
wouldn't be the case if you saw the ermm 'efforts'!
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# DESTROY HIM MY ROBOTS
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# argh!
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *also
runs...*
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# my uncle was hit by an escaped con who jumped a red light
and then fleed the scene of the crime

his knee had to be fused and he can no longer
do the job he used to

this all happened 2 years ago now
and he still hasn't had a penny from insurance
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I was actually waiting for a punchline then
:|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# its this place....
it gets in your head.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# i know :(
it took 6 months for the police to reveal who the suspect was
and with no-one available to take the blame
my uncle has had no one to claim against.

oh, the con was in for violent robbery
and escaped when placed in a low security wing
a whole year before this accident even happened
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# that is atrocious
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Well, he will be sure
to get a good vocal telling off when spotted on these new CCTV cameras. That'l tell 'im.
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# ha ha!
god, that's a shit idea if ever i saw one
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# bunch of wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Bastards
the lot of them!
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# You know what you should have done?
While your uncle was in hospital, you should have used your spider powers to hunt down the guy that hit him.
Corner him inside a warehouse and then chuck him through a window.
This whole ordeal would have given you a new outlook on life as well as a newfound responsibility to use your powers for the pursuit of justice and not personal gain.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# :D
if only
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I have a sudden urge to watch spiderman
Or at least swing from climbing frames mumbling the theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I used to work for them
and it's all true.
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Oh the shame!
Did you leave out of conscious?
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