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(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:03, archived)
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As part of our occasional series of old challenges revisited, this week we want you to imagine a world in which all advertising tells the truth...

meaning they couldnt think of anything
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Yeah, cos there aren't any ideas
here or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:07, archived)
# they didn't use my suggestion...
...which was "photoshop the queen getting fisted by a horse and enjoying it.....ON DRUGS"
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:10, archived)
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www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post76104/
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:13, archived)
# ooohhh!
Robots-VS-Kittens gets my vote!

(I knew about the link, I just never go there)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:15, archived)
# they use the ones from here instead...
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I think they'd use that as a real strap line.
you should tag the fucker noW!
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:07, archived)
# I would
but then my dad would know I know what cocaines are.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:09, archived)
# he won't mind
just tell him you only snort it off a dead four year old boy's cock.

The cocaines will be the least of his worry.

You be snorting it out of a baby girl's kidney transplant wound and he'd tell you so!
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:14, archived)