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# how do yours eat you
that sounds horrendously filthy doesnt it

im going to woo at that, so there
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:34, archived)
# with a spatula
and a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:35, archived)
#
in that order?
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)
# yeah, i slice it with the spatula
and then spoon the innards out with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# i am intrigued by your methods
and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)
# your subscription has been added
and charged to your credit card
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# with my teeth!
what the hell else
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Tongue?
Lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)
# scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# :-( I don't have a scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# you are missing a trick
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Said the psychic to the prostitute who was too connected to her emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# err
yes maybe,







shit! rumbled
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Let's get ready to rumble!
What just wrecked the mike
what just wrecked the mike
what just wrecked the mike




















Psyche
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# i just laughed hard!
and a bit of wee came out!
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Quick, suck it back in or drink it!
You don't want to get dehydrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)
# its ok
im sippin some nice port so i shall be hydrated
hic!
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# nibble top
try and get as much out of inside as possible without breaking chocolate.

Smile at the ladies. Ask them if they've ever wondered about girl love.



Obviously I've not done this since getting with Manwife, but it worked a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# oh my
did it suddenly get hot in here, i think i need a sit down
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# You can borrow it.
Obviously if you ask about the girl love, you may just get a slap (if you're a boy, which I'm guessing you are).

The point of the exercise is showing them how dextrous your tongue is, so best not to do it if you're shit with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# or have a tongue like a joint of ham


...messy
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# if you have a tongue like a joint of ham I would suggest suicide and donation to the science museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# i feel like that 99% of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# And the other 1%
Oooooh, two pints is on.


See? I get to hate myself too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# it becomes 100% if i watch 2 pints of shandy and a packet of pork scratchings
what a dreadfully shonky pile of horse toss that is
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I love it though
And pork scratchings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# i love pigs toenails
but only like the first 3....the rest of the packet becomes a chore very quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Nah, better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 23:01, archived)
# ^
(picitujeromanov, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH MANWIFE?
Aren't you going to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)