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[challenge entry] Roast a la compo... sort of
Bit of a tangent, but I'll go for it anyway.


From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Iki I think my camel is dead., Sun 8 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# death to the other non red fruits
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Reminds me tenuously
Of a joke from Absolutely...

"Doctor, I have a hardback library book lodged up my bottom."

"Don't worry about it, wait 6 months and it'll come out as a paperback."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# This is excellently good, because it made me laugh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Or the coconut one..
A man goes into a scottish A&E, with a coconut wedged up his bum. The rather gruff scottish doctor tells him to go home, and in about 48 hours it will be shat out as a chocolate bar. The patient isn't pleased with this and says

"A chocolate bar, are you sure?"

To which the doc replies

"Aye, it's Bounty!" (only works if you read in a Scottish accent in your head)

Woo to the pic!
(richey, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)
# pffft
you made spew irn bru on my coursework, nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] teh troof..
(Paddy O'Dawes, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)