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[challenge entry] Tesco Finest - Presentation is everything

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(thenamwithnoname was born on, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hmm a bowl of sick
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Well it's either very well preserved
or incredibly out of date!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hahah, trust you to spot that
*doesn't eat it*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Are we back to that party post again?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)
# From the moment I saw it I knew that my life would ever more revolve around its brilliance
Perfection has been achieved, and my life's purpose revealed

Edit: And it made me hard
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)
# What?
You've started walking round with a flick comb knife?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)
# No, I grew a penis
There is evidence ...but I wouldn't click it if I was you.
And it's NSFW ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)
# christ!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Yes, my son?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Ooo
nice iron:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Thanks girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I'm ya biach now am I?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# TEH SANS! TEH SANS!
*dies of teh sans*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Yeah but it's Easter
and Jebus died for our sans!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# pffft
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# You told me it was the syphilis
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Nah
"syphilis" was the answer your question of "what did you say was up with my Mum?"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)