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# could i have some html help pleeeasse?
i'm wanting to make a page in a nice blue colour and insert an image into the middle.

what do i put?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)
# for any html help
www.google.com
will yield great results :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)
# ouch, it just a matter
that i can't be arsed to think or find dreamweaver :p
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)
# i wasn't being mean! honestly
it's just that you'll get a lot more coherent sense from google than the muppets on here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)
# lol
but the muppets on here explain it soo much better :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:54, archived)
# Without
wanting to put too fine a point on it, if you can't be arsed to think, why would anyone else?

In general, people are more likely to help if you show that you've already put in some work yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:11, archived)
# some work?
if you wanna see some fucking work, have a look at my few hundred pictures and the fucking link i just posted up there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:13, archived)
# well,
thats gonna endear you to the masses ...
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 8:47, archived)
# try
lissaexplains.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)
# how ironic
that i got a load of red crosses
until i pressed refresh
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)
# belmey belmer belms belmingly
Mwer!
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)
# substitute square brackets for pointy brackets...
[html]
[head][title]i can't fucking hummus[/title][/head]
[body bgcolor="#000066"]
[table width=100% height=100% border=0]
[tr][td]
[img src="http://www.fucksocks.com/woo/yay/houpla.jpg" width=200 height=100 alt="cuntymints"]
[/td][/tr]
[/table]
[/body]
[/html]
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:53, archived)
# for the middle, you might want
[td align=center] instead of just [td]
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:58, archived)
# or rather
[td align=center valign=middle]

(just to be safe)
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Or just go to bed and forget about it
....
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:06, archived)