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# Oh I don't know.
No, you're right. But it is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)
# It is funny.
I just don't understand the appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I don't know.
but then I don't understand the appeal of women in pink underwear. In fact, if I got one back to mine and she had pink knicks on I think I'd turf her on principle.

That, and anything to do with playboy (as in the pink merchandise, not Lord Heff. He can live.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Agreed on the pink.
So you fully endorse vomit porn?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Not my cuppa but as long as they both get off on it then I'm happy for them.
I've taken part in some more strange sexual practices in my time, there's nothing wrong with a bit of....well, wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Seconded.
But probably not discussion for an open forum.




What am I saying?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I have no idea.
I have no shame. I'm trying to teach myself it but I just don't see sex as a taboo subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Neither do I.
I'm happy for people to indulge in whatever sexual fetish they want to as long as they don't force me to do anything too unpleasant ;)

(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Exactly.
And as long as they're not raping/having sex with kiddies. Wouldn't like people to do that really, kiddies need their innocent times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Indeed.
This conversation is running to a half rapidly, considering the subject.


Bumming. Let's discuss bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Do you have MSN messenger?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# i'm telling Brain_Error on you!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Compared to her
I look like chewed gum. She has no need to worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# you both went quiet on teh board
i thought you were off canoodling!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I don't think I'd be able to reach him to give him a canoodle, even if I wanted to!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I'll be installing it tonight duckie
I shall gaz thee my email
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I like it when women talk lezzy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I still feel weird when someone calls me a woman.
I am one, don't worry, it's just.... I don't know. I think I'm still expecting to be a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
#
girl boy
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Pfft.
If I'm a boy, my tits are even better than they were 5 mins ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Can I be a marauder on your crew then?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Did you ask?
I've got one other to add, now you mention it. Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I'm asking now.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Do you talk to all your interviewers like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Yes.
Is that why I have a crap job?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I think so.
Now tell me how great I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# You're fantastic.
Now give me a job.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)
# it gets better!
keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Hypocrite.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# don't call me things I can't spell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Ctrl C
Ctrl V
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I bet that's Russian for cuntymuff isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I think it's
computer speak for copy / paste.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *CTRL V's *
CREATE VIEW dbo.tmpvwSOPCreditNoteOrderDate
AS
SELECT dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Period, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.SKU, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Volume, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.CreditNoteReference,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OrderLine, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OriginalReference, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.AccountNumber,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Sequence, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Stockroom, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.ReasonCode, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.NetPrice,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.GSV, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.GSV - dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Duty - dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTerms AS NSV,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.InvoiceDate, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTerms, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTPR,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountOther, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Duty, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.CostOfSales, dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice.OrderDate,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountEDLP, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.PCNMkt, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.PCNSales,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Distribution
FROM dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote INNER JOIN
dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice ON dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OriginalReference = dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice.InvoiceReference

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I was pulling ya leg son!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
# That looks like a well boring job.
I shall c+p something worky from here.

If you reduce your salary by more than £243 per month, the
additional amount will come from your net pay after tax and
National Insurance contributions have been paid, so there are
no extra savings, but you do have the convenience of being
able to pay your carer from a single account. What’s more,
the savings are per employee. So if your partner works for the
same employer – or another company that offers a childcare
payment scheme – your family could benefit twice.

That's just as boring, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# shh this is top secret
126 84 50 69
126 84 50 69
100.00% 100.00% 100.00% 100.00%
6% 4% 6% 17%
15% 32% 38% 61%
466 813 484 483
440 810 483 481
94.42% 99.63% 99.79% 99.59%
18% 32% 30% 29%
57% 62% 68% 62%
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# *copies*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# and mine
// Occasionally bid and ask values of 9999.99 and 9999.98 are sent on these feeds. These represent
// the ‘at best’ and ‘at open’ orders respectively. This bid and ask information comes from Euronext for
// Paris and Brussels stocks when there is an 'At Best' or an 'At Opening' order placed on the order book,
// usually during the pre-market phase. The exchange sends these orders to us, not as numerical values,
// but as 'MX' or 'OUV' respectively. The bid and ask fields can transmit numerical data only, consequently
// the letters 'MX' or 'OUV' must be represented in a new numerical format. When a bid or ask is received
// which is 'At Best' (MX), a price value of 9999.99 is transmitted to indicate this state. To represent an 'At
// Opening' (OUV) order, a bid or ask of the value 9999.98 is transmitted. Additionally, an “invalidated price”
// will return a value of 9999.97. Customers are advised to adapt their displays at their discretion to portray
// these states to end users.

:/
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# You work in accounting
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# IT/Finance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Together?
You poor sod.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)
# in the drinks industry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)