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Round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and *hork*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 15:59, archived)

she;s gagging is she?

and this is a completely innocent drawing is it?

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:00, archived)

the japanese like puke porn don't they

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:01, archived)

They do.

And it is distinctly revolting.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)

Oh I don't know.

No, you're right. But it is funny.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)

It is funny.

I just don't understand the appeal.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)

I don't know.

but then I don't understand the appeal of women in pink underwear. In fact, if I got one back to mine and she had pink knicks on I think I'd turf her on principle.

That, and anything to do with playboy (as in the pink merchandise, not Lord Heff. He can live.)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)

Agreed on the pink.

So you fully endorse vomit porn?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)

Not my cuppa but as long as they both get off on it then I'm happy for them.

I've taken part in some more strange sexual practices in my time, there's nothing wrong with a bit of....well, wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)

Seconded.

But probably not discussion for an open forum.

What am I saying?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)

I have no idea.

I have no shame. I'm trying to teach myself it but I just don't see sex as a taboo subject.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)

Neither do I.

I'm happy for people to indulge in whatever sexual fetish they want to as long as they don't force me to do anything too unpleasant ;)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)

Exactly.

And as long as they're not raping/having sex with kiddies. Wouldn't like people to do that really, kiddies need their innocent times.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)

Obviously.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)

Indeed.

This conversation is running to a half rapidly, considering the subject.

Bumming. Let's discuss bumming.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)

Do you have MSN messenger?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)

i'm telling Brain_Error on you!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)

Compared to her

I look like chewed gum. She has no need to worry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)

you both went quiet on teh board

i thought you were off canoodling!

;)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)

I don't think I'd be able to reach him to give him a canoodle, even if I wanted to!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)

I'll be installing it tonight duckie

I shall gaz thee my email

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)

I like it when women talk lezzy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)

I still feel weird when someone calls me a woman.

I am one, don't worry, it's just.... I don't know. I think I'm still expecting to be a girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)

~~girl~~ boy

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)

Pfft.

If I'm a boy, my tits are even better than they were 5 mins ago.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:18, archived)

Can I be a marauder on your crew then?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)

Did you ask?

I've got one other to add, now you mention it. Whoops.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)

I'm asking now.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)

Do you talk to all your interviewers like that?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)

Yes.

Is that why I have a crap job?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)

I think so.

Now tell me how great I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)

You're fantastic.

Now give me a job.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)

done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)

Huzzah!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)

it gets better!

keep it up!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)

Hypocrite.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)

don't call me things I can't spell

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)

Ctrl C

Ctrl V

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)

I bet that's Russian for cuntymuff isn't it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)

I think it's

computer speak for copy / paste.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)

*CTRL V's *

CREATE VIEW dbo.tmpvwSOPCreditNoteOrderDate
AS
SELECT dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Period, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.SKU, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Volume, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.CreditNoteReference,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OrderLine, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OriginalReference, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.AccountNumber,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Sequence, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Stockroom, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.ReasonCode, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.NetPrice,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.GSV, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.GSV - dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Duty - dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTerms AS NSV,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.InvoiceDate, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTerms, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTPR,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountOther, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Duty, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.CostOfSales, dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice.OrderDate,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountEDLP, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.PCNMkt, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.PCNSales,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Distribution
FROM dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote INNER JOIN
dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice ON dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OriginalReference = dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice.InvoiceReference

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I was pulling ya leg son!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)

That looks like a well boring job.

I shall c+p something worky from here.

If you reduce your salary by more than £243 per month, the
additional amount will come from your net pay after tax and
National Insurance contributions have been paid, so there are
no extra savings, but you do have the convenience of being
able to pay your carer from a single account. What’s more,
the savings are per employee. So if your partner works for the
same employer – or another company that offers a childcare
payment scheme – your family could benefit twice.

That's just as boring, isn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)

shh this is top secret

126 84 50 69
126 84 50 69
100.00% 100.00% 100.00% 100.00%
6% 4% 6% 17%
15% 32% 38% 61%
466 813 484 483
440 810 483 481
94.42% 99.63% 99.79% 99.59%
18% 32% 30% 29%
57% 62% 68% 62%

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)

*copies*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)

and mine

// Occasionally bid and ask values of 9999.99 and 9999.98 are sent on these feeds. These represent
// the ‘at best’ and ‘at open’ orders respectively. This bid and ask information comes from Euronext for
// Paris and Brussels stocks when there is an 'At Best' or an 'At Opening' order placed on the order book,
// usually during the pre-market phase. The exchange sends these orders to us, not as numerical values,
// but as 'MX' or 'OUV' respectively. The bid and ask fields can transmit numerical data only, consequently
// the letters 'MX' or 'OUV' must be represented in a new numerical format. When a bid or ask is received
// which is 'At Best' (MX), a price value of 9999.99 is transmitted to indicate this state. To represent an 'At
// Opening' (OUV) order, a bid or ask of the value 9999.98 is transmitted. Additionally, an “invalidated price”
// will return a value of 9999.97. Customers are advised to adapt their displays at their discretion to portray
// these states to end users.

:/

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fross Read your email on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)

You work in accounting

AICMFP.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)

IT/Finance

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:26, archived)

Together?

You poor sod.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)

in the drinks industry!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)

what will be the ultimate taboo?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)

straight sex, probably

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)

what do you mean?

1 man, 1 woman, married, in a bed, him on top, no talking, minimal foreplay, no oral, lights out, rollover, sleep?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)

YOU SICK FUCK!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)

I went too far didn't I

they still had their pyjamas on too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)

pffffft

*ignores*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)

Jesus!

Have you NO SHAME?

*restores normality*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)

well maybe he undid his top button first

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)

^^ this

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)

ask 4dam or waspbox

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)

Where the fuck are they?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)

Good question actually

Saw Waspbox earlier but not seen 4dam all week.

Shame.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)

together!

making a pukkake vid for the Japanese market

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)

there are words you just shouldn't know the meaning of...

that was one :/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)

i think that's one of the questions best left unanswered

;¬D

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)

puking up someones rectum

then having them scat it out back into your mouth, then it just goes round in a big circle, while a midget wanks off in the background.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)

Fuck

you're worse than 4dam.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)

I thought Thor was a nice guy

I was wrong

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)

You were.

But you weren't alone.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)

you haven't got over what he asked you to do have you?

are the marks still on your thighs?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)

there was nothing illegal about that

we were both consenting.

however you could ahve been a bit steadier with the video camera, it's all a bit wobbly.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)

you try filming while supplying the "incidental bukkake"

it's not as easy as you'd think.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)

Puking up someones rectum III

was the best in the series by a long chalk

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)

Puke On My Magnets was far superior

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)

haha

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)

i went too far with the midget didnl't I.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)

cracking the chest with a ribspreader, shitting in it

then frotting your cock on the still beating heart, cumming on the face of the victim
whose colostomy bag is ripped open and drank by a one-legged dwarf

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)

i love how this stuff always comes out in jolly jack's threads

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)

hahaha

He brings the best out in all of us

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)

~~best~~ beast

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)

*holds mouth to prevent office lollage*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)

The words "colostomy bag" and "drink" together

made my stomach do a 360° turn

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)

^ this, but snorting the scatted puke through the nose,

then hawking it up and puking it back up their arse

Why the fuck am I thinking about this

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)

b3ta !

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)

I think this is enough suggestions for next weeks compo

I now pass you over to Fraser who appers to be hiding yet another TOAI compo suggestion behind his back

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)

Haha.

"Unusual Sexual Fetishes - We've all rubbed ourselves on the ladies shoes in Primark, haven't we, but what about those more ususual fetishes? Show us how strange people's Safe-for-work sexual fantasies are!"

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)

Submit that

and everyone will vote for it.

But b3ta may have to be closed for the day on Tuesday.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)

DO IT DR WHEN

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)

Your wish...

...is my casual and lacklustre effort for internet fame.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:55, archived)

are you getting aroused?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)

Cor, I WISH!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)

Missionary

/relurks

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)

Skwirrel

Tubgirl?

Eeeew

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:04, archived)

nice, real nice

and well timed as well, thats a gob full of coke all over the keyboard. Y'bustard.

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)

Surely that would be quite difficult

As squirrel shit is all hard and acorny

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)

What

Has a hazlenut in every bite?

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)

choking on denizen seed?

how dare you, scarlet is an innocent in all this.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:02, archived)

hmmmm

but is the artist?

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)

why do i even know what that means?!

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:01, archived)

The filename is

yiff.gif

This causes me glee.

(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)

yay

top stuff

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:01, archived)

All matted in her fur...

...those pesky 'Grads.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:01, archived)

*combs*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:02, archived)

You'll need more than a comb.

*waits for steampunk Dr. When picture*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)

What are the Selenites?

What do they look like?
(Not read the book)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)

I leave it up to you.

Sexy moon women (but more alien and less spacesuits). You're bound to be good at those.

...you're good at everything else, you bastard...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)

That's a worryingly LARGE codpiece.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)

Pfft.

You loon.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)

I like this one

Needs more burly cat blokes though

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:02, archived)

Hahahaha!

Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)

ha ha!!

*horks*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)

Yay, evil things!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:04, archived)

RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)

its a satirical comment

on the fractured nature of human society

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)

yay for scarlet!

i was beginning to miss her.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

You're my hero.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil denizens.

(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)