I still feel weird when someone calls me a woman.I am one, don't worry, it's just.... I don't know. I think I'm still expecting to be a girl.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:13,
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Pfft.If I'm a boy, my tits are even better than they were 5 mins ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:18,
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Can I be a marauder on your crew then?
wastedindustry yes indeed sir,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:19,
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Did you ask?I've got one other to add, now you mention it. Whoops.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:22,
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Do you talk to all your interviewers like that? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:25,
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Yes.Is that why I have a crap job?
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:27,
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I think so.Now tell me how great I am.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:30,
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You're fantastic.Now give me a job.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:38,
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it gets better!keep it up!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:15,
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don't call me things I can't spell Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:17,
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I bet that's Russian for cuntymuff isn't it? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:19,
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I think it'scomputer speak for copy / paste.
( wastedindustry yes indeed sir,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:20,
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*CTRL V's *CREATE VIEW dbo.tmpvwSOPCreditNoteOrderDate
AS
SELECT dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Period, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.SKU, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Volume, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.CreditNoteReference,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OrderLine, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OriginalReference, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.AccountNumber,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Sequence, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Stockroom, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.ReasonCode, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.NetPrice,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.GSV, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.GSV - dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Duty - dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTerms AS NSV,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.InvoiceDate, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTerms, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTPR,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountOther, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Duty, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.CostOfSales, dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice.OrderDate,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountEDLP, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.PCNMkt, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.PCNSales,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Distribution
FROM dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote INNER JOIN
dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice ON dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OriginalReference = dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice.InvoiceReference
-------------
I was pulling ya leg son!
(AS
SELECT dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Period, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.SKU, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Volume, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.CreditNoteReference,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OrderLine, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OriginalReference, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.AccountNumber,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Sequence, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Stockroom, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.ReasonCode, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.NetPrice,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.GSV, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.GSV - dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Duty - dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTerms AS NSV,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.InvoiceDate, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTerms, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountTPR,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountOther, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Duty, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.CostOfSales, dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice.OrderDate,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.DiscountEDLP, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.PCNMkt, dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.PCNSales,
dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.Distribution
FROM dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote INNER JOIN
dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice ON dbo.tmpSOP_CreditNote.OriginalReference = dbo.tmpSOP_Invoice.InvoiceReference
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I was pulling ya leg son!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:21,
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That looks like a well boring job.I shall c+p something worky from here.
If you reduce your salary by more than £243 per month, the
additional amount will come from your net pay after tax and
National Insurance contributions have been paid, so there are
no extra savings, but you do have the convenience of being
able to pay your carer from a single account. What’s more,
the savings are per employee. So if your partner works for the
same employer – or another company that offers a childcare
payment scheme – your family could benefit twice.
That's just as boring, isn't it?
(If you reduce your salary by more than £243 per month, the
additional amount will come from your net pay after tax and
National Insurance contributions have been paid, so there are
no extra savings, but you do have the convenience of being
able to pay your carer from a single account. What’s more,
the savings are per employee. So if your partner works for the
same employer – or another company that offers a childcare
payment scheme – your family could benefit twice.
That's just as boring, isn't it?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:24,
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shh this is top secret126 84 50 69
126 84 50 69
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6% 4% 6% 17%
15% 32% 38% 61%
466 813 484 483
440 810 483 481
94.42% 99.63% 99.79% 99.59%
18% 32% 30% 29%
57% 62% 68% 62%
(126 84 50 69
100.00% 100.00% 100.00% 100.00%
6% 4% 6% 17%
15% 32% 38% 61%
466 813 484 483
440 810 483 481
94.42% 99.63% 99.79% 99.59%
18% 32% 30% 29%
57% 62% 68% 62%
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:29,
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and mine// Occasionally bid and ask values of 9999.99 and 9999.98 are sent on these feeds. These represent
// the ‘at best’ and ‘at open’ orders respectively. This bid and ask information comes from Euronext for
// Paris and Brussels stocks when there is an 'At Best' or an 'At Opening' order placed on the order book,
// usually during the pre-market phase. The exchange sends these orders to us, not as numerical values,
// but as 'MX' or 'OUV' respectively. The bid and ask fields can transmit numerical data only, consequently
// the letters 'MX' or 'OUV' must be represented in a new numerical format. When a bid or ask is received
// which is 'At Best' (MX), a price value of 9999.99 is transmitted to indicate this state. To represent an 'At
// Opening' (OUV) order, a bid or ask of the value 9999.98 is transmitted. Additionally, an “invalidated price”
// will return a value of 9999.97. Customers are advised to adapt their displays at their discretion to portray
// these states to end users.
:/
(// the ‘at best’ and ‘at open’ orders respectively. This bid and ask information comes from Euronext for
// Paris and Brussels stocks when there is an 'At Best' or an 'At Opening' order placed on the order book,
// usually during the pre-market phase. The exchange sends these orders to us, not as numerical values,
// but as 'MX' or 'OUV' respectively. The bid and ask fields can transmit numerical data only, consequently
// the letters 'MX' or 'OUV' must be represented in a new numerical format. When a bid or ask is received
// which is 'At Best' (MX), a price value of 9999.99 is transmitted to indicate this state. To represent an 'At
// Opening' (OUV) order, a bid or ask of the value 9999.98 is transmitted. Additionally, an “invalidated price”
// will return a value of 9999.97. Customers are advised to adapt their displays at their discretion to portray
// these states to end users.
:/
fross Read your email on,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:45,
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IT/Finance Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:26,
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in the drinks industry! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:44,
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