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# I love that show
I love that video of the helicopter which nearly crahses! but noone dies! or that vieod of the
womean trapped in teh flood! but noone dies or is hurt! or the man who is ravaged by a bull! but
noone is diesD! or the child who flips out ofver the bikycle handles! but noones dies!

I might go and watch it right now!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Reminds me of Alastair McGowan
He did an impression of Michael Buerk doing 999 (loved that show) - and in every case it was 'It was so devastating they nearly died. But didn't. Damn them.'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# they must all be made of asbestos
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# there was a nasty one of a
formula one type car wiping out a track official
they didn't show the usual replays
instead the narrator just said, he was very badly hurt (cut straight to next clip)

best one i've seen is the grandad and two kids
hitting a 600 foot high radio mast in their hot air balloon
it took them 2 hours just to climb down!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Loved that one
And the guy who tried to push a silo over with a tractor and was surprised when it fell on him!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# or any of the ones featuring
a stupid american kid who thinks he can pull
off the most amazing stunt without wearing a crash helmet

*queue wincing*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)