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# Neer neer near far neenawneenaw
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# That's a rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Whats the difference?
*edit* In fact no. I refuse to travel this road again
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# hares
are hairier
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)
# But what animal is hairiest?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Brooke Shields
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hippies?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Correct!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# and rabbits
have a built in clitoral stimulator
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# ^This
And they rotate :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# 0_0
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:51, archived)
# All of the buzzy goodness
*sighs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I'm going to buy one at lunchtime
and shove it up my backpipe for the rest of the afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Now thats entertainment!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# O_O
I wouldn't. Have you seen the girth?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I think we all know by now
the limits to which a male anus can stretch
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# yes....
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I'm so glad I didn't see that one yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# i see some awful things here at work, but that really did make me feel sick...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I can take it
*Grimaces*

*faints*

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# So, uh, you done with that now?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# yes, yes
just please get it out!

*epis*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# uh, um, ok. But I'm not touching it
*gets gloves and reachy-tongs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# don't worry,
he's quite slack arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Look, I keep telling you
it wasn't my fault you didn't touch the sides!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *holds hands over ears*
shutupshutupshutup!!
is IS big!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# sounds like a plan...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Woo btw.
as always, you can take it as read.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Arf!
Love it. Bravo shows 'The World's Most Amazing Videos ...... 2'

So are they the second most amazing videos?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Or they could be more amazing than the previous set
Like when a new Guinness world records book is released.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I love that show
I love that video of the helicopter which nearly crahses! but noone dies! or that vieod of the
womean trapped in teh flood! but noone dies or is hurt! or the man who is ravaged by a bull! but
noone is diesD! or the child who flips out ofver the bikycle handles! but noones dies!

I might go and watch it right now!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Reminds me of Alastair McGowan
He did an impression of Michael Buerk doing 999 (loved that show) - and in every case it was 'It was so devastating they nearly died. But didn't. Damn them.'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# they must all be made of asbestos
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)
# there was a nasty one of a
formula one type car wiping out a track official
they didn't show the usual replays
instead the narrator just said, he was very badly hurt (cut straight to next clip)

best one i've seen is the grandad and two kids
hitting a 600 foot high radio mast in their hot air balloon
it took them 2 hours just to climb down!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Loved that one
And the guy who tried to push a silo over with a tractor and was surprised when it fell on him!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# or any of the ones featuring
a stupid american kid who thinks he can pull
off the most amazing stunt without wearing a crash helmet

*queue wincing*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I liked
Ultimate Police Chases 2.

Umm....in what sense were the first lot 'ultimate' then?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# American daytime TV at its finest!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# where is my aidscracker?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# needs more hare/rabbit uncertainty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)
# This happens every day in the pleece service
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# haha
more!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Have you been watching me playing GTA:VC?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 11:49, archived)