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# I often pretend to be a lady
to impress scuba divers!

We should double date!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Of course, when I'm in USA
I pretend to be REALLY British. The chicks dig it man.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# So I've heard...
Do your best Dick Van Dyke voice and you're away!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# You wouldn't believe how true that is
Even I could get laid in America
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# he invented
the DVD you know... FACTish
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# What?
No he didn't...oh, I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# And he used to be called Cock Van Lesbian..
..but he changed his name to get into acting.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)