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# Is there...
Any Americans on here?
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I often pretend to be American
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)
# i often pretend to be a scuba diver
it impresses the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I try
to pretend to be attractive to ladies.
It's not impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)
# you try to pretend?
jesus, you must be one hot mutha
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I often pretend to be a lady
to impress scuba divers!

We should double date!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Of course, when I'm in USA
I pretend to be REALLY British. The chicks dig it man.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# So I've heard...
Do your best Dick Van Dyke voice and you're away!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# You wouldn't believe how true that is
Even I could get laid in America
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# he invented
the DVD you know... FACTish
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# What?
No he didn't...oh, I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# And he used to be called Cock Van Lesbian..
..but he changed his name to get into acting.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I pretend to be a lady
to pull scuba divers....


argh! b3tan again!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I pretend
to be a diver so | can impress scuba ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I pretend to be amusing
to impress people on messages boards...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# i pretend to be a message board.
no-one finds me amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I did pretend to be a massage board
But the constant greasing didn't agree with me...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# You
chip it in...
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
# You say tomato
I say vibrato
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Potato,
Po-tar-to,
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)
# No,
potato/potatoe
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Lets call
the whole thing off.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Uh...
Pho-Taaaay-Tow?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)
# The
Thai cousin of Mr Potato Head.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# sorry,
The Spelling Police already picked it up..
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# ARE there...
where *are* the grammar police?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)
# trying to
sort out the american dictionary so they make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)
# a hopeless case i'm sure
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Not if
yowm frum the Black Countray
(flying_pasty, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# bostin

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Were'm yow'm frum?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Oroight!
Binkin eck. Yow gowin up towan?

Tara abit.
(Phil not DS, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# you rang?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# a welcome return
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Is there an
Are there any
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)
# 'Is' 'Are'
bollox... i new i should have gon too skool!
I'll take that as a know then?
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# a know?
 
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# A Know
Ewe Know
We Al Know
About Good Blow
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# .
People called Romans, they go the house?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# People called
Romans, they go the house?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# People called Romanes they go the house?

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything sir.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# now write it out a hundred times by sun-rise, and don't do it again!
,
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Gee,
some, like, fer shoooore.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# yes
we have no bananas
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Because they are rotten
and manky
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# and
sterile.

poor bananas, shooting blanks.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I know!
You wouldn't read about it would you?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I am
why?
Edit: Woo Hoo! Down here!
Redit: Hmmm. Musn't have been very important, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Yeah
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Cogito ergo sum
or...whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# What [s]he said!
I think
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Yeah - Chump
Why?
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I'm in Canada.
English though.

Umm... Not at all what you asked is it.

/coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Hows stuff in Canadia?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)