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# ahhh merconium
most pleasant stuff - black as tar and sticky as hell

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I don't recall it smelling though
and anyway, you get the milky poos after that which are fine.

i have all this to look forward to again next month...
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Actually
I can't remember if it smelt now, but she's still doing nasty smelly ones 2 years later.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# And then you think that they are getting bigger
and you will never have to do that sort of thing again ...

until one day they become teenagers, and come home drunk, and you have to clean up the puke.

Parenthood - it's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# apparently
when the midwife handed my daughter to my hubby all naked and slimey (the baby, not my hubby) she covered the floor in meconium resulting in trecherous conditions. A good tip - Vaseline on newborn botty, then the meconium doesn't stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)