Hiya!I've just sent an e-mail - whaddaya think
'To the CEO Mars international
Dear Sir,
I am alarmed to find that Maltesers are made of rat droppings and that Mars employ underage staff to brutally squeeze the rodents which are obviously kept in appaling conditions. I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that you empoy illegal immigrants, too! This has ruined the Malteser brand for me and I shall never have one again and encourage all my friends to do the same.
Love DTH'
I reckon if every b3tard sent the same we could get you sued! C]:0D
('To the CEO Mars international
Dear Sir,
I am alarmed to find that Maltesers are made of rat droppings and that Mars employ underage staff to brutally squeeze the rodents which are obviously kept in appaling conditions. I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that you empoy illegal immigrants, too! This has ruined the Malteser brand for me and I shall never have one again and encourage all my friends to do the same.
Love DTH'
I reckon if every b3tard sent the same we could get you sued! C]:0D
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:31,
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*copies - Pastes - Sends*BWAH-ha-HA-ha-HA!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:34,
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but...but...but..but they're so tasty!
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Wed 25 Apr 2007, 10:35,
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