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# yuck
also isn't that a bit of a conflict... having lime jaffa cakes?!?!?!?1!1?!!?!!11?!1one?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# i had a this stupid friend at school
we called jaffa due to the fact he'd been shagging this girl
for 18months without protection
the only time he used condoms was when I went and bought him some!

she did eventually fall pregnant (aged 16, he was 17)
we called him prat after that....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# why jaffa? I'm not getting the connection :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# seedless
you fool

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# but surely you would call him jaffa is he WAS using protection?
Otherwise his seed is very clearly in action! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# 18 months without protection and no baby
=seedless

she eventually falls pregers
changed to Prat

i'm a speaking slowly enough?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I think I've almost got it
...can you just clarify the 'jaffa' bit again?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ha ha!
i'm down to looking at one post at a time
because the board is too full of swearies

only thing is i can only pull up threads i've previously replied to
via my profile page...
:(
*goes and does some proper work work*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# ooh that sucks
proper work work is the most soul destroying kind of work.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# no pips
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# jaffas are seedless
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# You show me a cake of any kind with seeds and I'll consider this option
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# jaffa oranges ya daft bawbag!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)