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# Ooooh, no, I'd love to do it.
Although I've been feeling sick on and off for about four weeks so it probably would at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)
# have you been to the doctors, young lady?
hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Nah
What are they going to do? Shrug their shoulders?

It took them over a year to diagnose me with fucking IBS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# i reckon i''ve got IBS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Ouchy bad belly?
Do you fart more than you should? Is it painful when you do?

Pop to the docs and ask for some mebeverine. It's an antispasmodic that I use for my intestines- basically instead of pushing stuff through in a fluid motion they're doing the tango.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# All the men are only after you for your IBS.


It's damned sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# *poses*
*belly moves like two racoons fighting in a bag*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Mini Captains!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Why is that funny?
You've got two, and you're more not to be trusted than I am.

And Jessie- no, I wasn't last time I checked, a couple of weeks ago. Although I'm due on soon so I may have to check again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)
# i thought she might be trying to wind you up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:07, archived)
# :D
*was only joking* No, I bet you're a great dad. It's because you get out all your gittishness on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)