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# The year he makes contact


with the ceiling, the wall and the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I want to lick his forehead
And kiss him on the lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hmmm
waxy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *sicks*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# might as well
as its not like he can say no.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Well
It's not like he can do anything about it if he does, anyway.

Just the way I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)
# you can sound just like Steven Hawking
by downloading TalkAny from here

www.groovekitten.co.uk/

in the Stuff menu
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# i'm pretty sure that weightlessness would make me vomit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# spinny round things
make me sick, never fails!

*spins*

*vomits*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)
# i'm good on rollercoasters and whatnot
things where gravity is abused
but if it wasn't there at all, i reckon i'd boke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)
# yeh rollercoasters are ace
but things like waltzers....

*starts gipping*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
# pah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Good on rollercoasters?
:-(

Then you should come on the 4th June.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ooooh, no, I'd love to do it.
Although I've been feeling sick on and off for about four weeks so it probably would at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)
# have you been to the doctors, young lady?
hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Nah
What are they going to do? Shrug their shoulders?

It took them over a year to diagnose me with fucking IBS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# i reckon i''ve got IBS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Ouchy bad belly?
Do you fart more than you should? Is it painful when you do?

Pop to the docs and ask for some mebeverine. It's an antispasmodic that I use for my intestines- basically instead of pushing stuff through in a fluid motion they're doing the tango.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# All the men are only after you for your IBS.


It's damned sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# *poses*
*belly moves like two racoons fighting in a bag*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Mini Captains!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Why is that funny?
You've got two, and you're more not to be trusted than I am.

And Jessie- no, I wasn't last time I checked, a couple of weeks ago. Although I'm due on soon so I may have to check again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)
# i thought she might be trying to wind you up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:07, archived)
# :D
*was only joking* No, I bet you're a great dad. It's because you get out all your gittishness on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hold on...
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hahahaaaaaaaa!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Fishy Pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# how's it going chief?
might sort you out with some more Fish Films over the weekend (if you're really lucky!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:03, archived)
# woohoo
busy, will have new job in july, so may not be able to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# no b3ta!?!?! Denied!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)
# :O
:-(
:'-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)
# the roe to perdition
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:03, archived)