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# Permission to Land?


Apolgies for it being piss-poor but I'm about to go to lunch and I'll be drunk when I get back.
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I do wish Justin Hawkins would just fuck off

Edit: fuck off burn to death in a horrible industrial chemical accident
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)
# he looks like he's already been in a horrible industrial chemical accident
he just didnt quite die enough
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)
# not enough polonium
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# The old bassist
The one with the porn tache

He looks like a short haired, bandannaed version of my ex.

The Darkness fucking suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Male or female ex?
'noon Captain! *smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Male
I haven't dated any women with ridiculous amounts of facial hair.

Nong my lovely! *tests the boundaries on how much touching in a friendship is acceptable*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# *enjoys inappropriateness*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)
# *mmmmmmmmmwah*

I DECLARE THIS A SEXEH LAYDE THREAD!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I have two hands.
This must be for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Two boobies
;)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Well I have a face left then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# :D
You're fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Rah!
*glomps to excess*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Yes, but
for about 2 minutes they didn't. And I once saw a fat bloke do a note perfect karaoke version of 'I believe in a thing called love.'

You know what? For a moment, I BELIEVED.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)
# You consumer!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)
# /consumes
I can't help it. Mammon laid out a fat spread on the picnic blanket of life and I found a place by the teviot pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Don't mention pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)
# is that Manley without the beard?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)