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# heh heh, reminds me of when I taught
my 1 and a half year old goddaughter to do the Gay Exchange dance on command to piss her dad off cos he was homophobic.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)
# it's great teaching kids stuff
I taught my god son to smash his dad's feet with his toy car...my mate now has a fractured toe and a black nail.

kids eh!?!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# it certainly is.
Letting them make you up is quite good as well. 2 male friends and I let our mate's 4 year old put make up on us, then went in to town. We looked a bit of a state. Bit like the cosmetic counter girls at boots after a hard night.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# He he he,
That's fantastic. I taught my cousins kid the art of Blowing Raspberries.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# I love it when kids
get to the age where they've just learnt to make tea and coffee. They offer to make it all the time cos it's such a novelty.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)
# That sounds like
child labour to me.
Good job.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)