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# turin breaks
anyone know what the new turin breaks song is called, 'summer rain... ...drifting through my cabbage again' or whatever?
(benguin, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:58, archived)
#
you're weird
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:02, archived)
# On that note,
I spent last night teaching small children phrases from the B3ta lexicon, obviously I didn't tell them the swearing ones, however I do expect them to to be telling their teachers they didn't do their homework because they couldn't hummus.
Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:05, archived)
# morning!
.
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Silly chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:11, archived)
# Yes,
that was one of the ones I taught them, and they liked the concept of Earsocks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Splendid!
Were these any particular children or were you randomly accosting kids at the school gates yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Nah,
They were the kiddies who go juggling, bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# heh heh, reminds me of when I taught
my 1 and a half year old goddaughter to do the Gay Exchange dance on command to piss her dad off cos he was homophobic.
(Nacho, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:16, archived)
# it's great teaching kids stuff
I taught my god son to smash his dad's feet with his toy car...my mate now has a fractured toe and a black nail.

kids eh!?!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:19, archived)
# it certainly is.
Letting them make you up is quite good as well. 2 male friends and I let our mate's 4 year old put make up on us, then went in to town. We looked a bit of a state. Bit like the cosmetic counter girls at boots after a hard night.
(Nacho, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:21, archived)
# He he he,
That's fantastic. I taught my cousins kid the art of Blowing Raspberries.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:22, archived)
# I love it when kids
get to the age where they've just learnt to make tea and coffee. They offer to make it all the time cos it's such a novelty.
(Nacho, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)
# That sounds like
child labour to me.
Good job.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:31, archived)
# I think it`s called
Summer Rain (Painkiller) or something like that...

...rather be listening to The Smiths on my way to work to be honest :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:03, archived)
# oh yeah -
all about asprins and stuff - thanks
(benguin, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 9:08, archived)