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# it's very silly
Q:'Do you watch sport?'
A:'My favourite show is Star Trek Voyager'
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Arf!
Human: will you rub my badger please?
G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Arf Arf!
Human: even anal sex?
G. Bot: Yes, even that.

Human: Do you love A.L.I.C.E.?
G. Bot: Yes G. Bot loves everyone and everything.

Human: Who conceived you?
G. Bot: I was created by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# she's a little dense it seems...
Human: your hair looks a little grey, would you dye it?
G. Bot: You think I am hair looks a little grey would me dye it.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# I copied Dr Phil's
question below:

Human: do you talk to anyone interesting?
G. Bot: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: Why do I want to do it so much?
G. Bot: It is all part of God's plan.

AAAAARGH! it's been programmed with religion...


(, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)