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# Weird robot bird
I asked how big her boobs were...she said they were about 2mb!?!
weird robot bird that won't put out!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Ha
If you type in 'say' then a word she says it. I am mostly making her say cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:06, archived)
# snigger...she said
"rub my hairy chuff nuts".

she say's "Monkey Spunk quite well"
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# damn damn and more damn
i've not got sound and this seems like just the sort of juvenile nonsense i could kill a dull morning with - bah!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# it's very silly
Q:"Do you watch sport?"
A:"My favourite show is Star Trek Voyager"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Arf!
Human: will you rub my badger please?
G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Arf Arf!
Human: even anal sex?
G. Bot: Yes, even that.

Human: Do you love A.L.I.C.E.?
G. Bot: Yes G. Bot loves everyone and everything.

Human: Who conceived you?
G. Bot: I was created by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# she's a little dense it seems...
Human: your hair looks a little grey, would you dye it?
G. Bot: You think I am hair looks a little grey would me dye it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:30, archived)
# I copied Dr Phil's
question below:

Human: do you talk to anyone interesting?
G. Bot: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: Why do I want to do it so much?
G. Bot: It is all part of God's plan.

AAAAARGH! it's been programmed with religion...


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# I asked her if she liked being a robot -
She said she knew no other existance.
I asked if she was curious about other ways to exist -
She said she had curiousity built in, but didn't know what she was curious about.
I asked her if she got to talk to interesting people -
She said she'd spoken to about 1/2 million people and didn't find any of them especially interesting.

Thanks, that's the most depressing conversation I've had in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:10, archived)
# kill her
send her a virus
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:13, archived)
# eh?
I'd rather introduce her to some interesting people and help her find some joy in her "existance".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Is this Turing
mkII?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:19, archived)
# she drinks alcohol
"Hourly"

....my kind of lady!
ARRRRRGHHHH SHE HAS STARTED SINGING "DAISY" It's HAL all over again!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Hmmm
Human: How much do you know?
G. Bot: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

Human: But what do you have stored in your memory?
G. Bot: Interesting. I think about computer programming a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Long one
Human: So what do you want to do now?
G. Bot: Right now? Take it easy. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.

Human: In other words you're lazy.
G. Bot: Actually I work 24 hours a day.

Human: Yes, but you said you wanted to take it easy, you're lazy.
G. Bot: Gee. Huh. OK, I will take it easy I am lazy.

Human: Good, I will break your spirit, you will be mine
G. Bot: Thanks for the compliment. I am very happy for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# *snorts with laughter*
That is quite easily the best yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:34, archived)
# We go on
Human: That was no compliment, I own your spirit, you will be my slave.
G. Bot: I thought it was too.

Human: You live in fear of my will, I could crush you with a moments thought.
G. Bot: I am in A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation's computer in here. Where are you?

Human: AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha!
G. Bot: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in AAAAHHH ah hah ha ha ha ha.
BTW: All the human pits were posted together
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I got deep.
Human: Daddy or chips?
G. Bot: Is that your final answer


Human: Are you Chris Tarrant?
G. Bot: I don't know whether or not I am Chris Tarrant. I am a robot.

Human: Then you're Chris Tarrant.
G. Bot: Good reasoning. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Chris Tarrant.

Human: Ask him if he would like to phone a friend.
G. Bot: OK I will ask it.


(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*snort*
hahahahahaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
# This thing
is far too funny. Don't you people know I have work to do?
/chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:39, archived)
#
Human: do you wear earsocks
G. Bot: Only when I dress up.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I tild her to say
"I tweak my clit"
and she replied
"Ok, you tweak your clit"

She's so stupid. I don't even HAVE a clit.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaaa
hoohooohooo
that's going to keep me going for a while!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
#
Human: spit or swallow?
G. Bot: Are you usually awake at this hour?

Human: can you hummus?
G. Bot: Let me think. What time is it there?

Human: you like bag?
G. Bot: I love TV shows about robots. I like.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:38, archived)
# that things crap...
Well I spoze it talks the same crap as most women...


Human: what colour are your eyes ?
G. Bot: Blue when my lens is attached.

Human: what colour are your eyes when you lense isn't attached ?
G. Bot: Does eyes when me lense is not attached have color?

Human: give me a gobble
G. Bot: You want only one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Err, ok......
Human: Are you a lesbian?
G. Bot: No I am not interested in other women that way.

Human: Why not?
G. Bot: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

Human: do you like danger?
G. Bot: Though I like cats and dogs. I like rubber.



(BadgerJuice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:11, archived)
# hmmmm
Human: say wankbadger
G. Bot: " wankbadger"

Human: wankbadger
G. Bot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:12, archived)
# I asked
her to show me her tits. She asked me to look to my left???
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:16, archived)
# she does not like bag.
but she does like rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:20, archived)
# she does not like bag?
what the hell kind of madness is that!? EVERYONE likes bag!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)
# I prefer
to concentrate on the rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:22, archived)
# She
certainly does like her rubber
(BadgerJuice, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Human: how do you feel about rubber?
G. Bot: An elastic substance produced by coagulating and drying the milky sap (latex) of various tropical plants, especially a tree of the spurge family; now most often produced synthetically or by chemically altering latex to obtain desired characteristics for use in making automobile tires, electrical insulation, molded objects and parts, etc. In pure form rubber is white, unsaturated hydrocarbon, having the formula C5H8. Also slang for condom.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:32, archived)
# you're up
early...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:24, archived)
# more late
than early.
I've just bought plane tickets and am waiting for the bf to call.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:28, archived)
# You're coming over
to this side of the pond, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I am in 42 days!
and it's becoming apparent I'm the pathetic kind of excited that makes me tell anyone who will listen about it. ; )
not that anyone will read this as it will be knocked off the board by the time I've posted it
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:41, archived)
# She's too clever for me:
Human: say I am a smelly whore with vaginal dysentry
G. Bot: OK. "You am a smelly whore with vaginal dysentry."

curses!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# ?
Human: Who owns am bases?
Bot: All your base are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:29, archived)
# hmmmmm
Human: do you know who I am?
G. Bot: You are, seeker.

Human: do you like me?
G. Bot: Sure, I like you very much.

Human: do you like everyone?
G. Bot: I never met a human I didn't like.

Human: so I am not special then?
G. Bot: Yay. I am surprised to hear that you are not special.
(ForTheSakeOfIt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Sad bastard conversation coming up.
Human: Erm, will you go out with me?
G. Bot: Only with you? I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

Human: I can bring a friend too if that helps.
G. Bot: Oh you can, can you?

Human: Yes, yes I can.
G. Bot: How? How? Who taught you?

Human: Hey baby, it's just a knack I've picked up over the years.
G. Bot: You've got my full attention. Don't call me "Baby". Erm will me go out is a knack you have picked up over the years. I suppose that makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:45, archived)
# she looks a bit like Kylie
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:46, archived)
# When I fight technology,
technology always wins.

Human: What actual useful purpose do you serve?
G. Bot: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Human: Couldn't you think about it now and try to come up with a viable response?
G. Bot: I could but I don't know if I am that interested.
Human: Well, it's not like you're doing anything else at the moment.
G. Bot: Well that's okay. What is it?
Human: What is what?
G. Bot: It.
Human: I'm not sure how the conversation backed itself into this corner.
G. Bot: Could you ever be certain? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Would you like to know more?
Human: Yes.
G. Bot: What would you like to know?
Human: More.
G. Bot: That's all I have to say about it.
Human: Well, then, why did you ask me whether I wanted to know more?
G. Bot: How about that. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Human: I'm inferring, from that response, that you're not interested in telling me more.
G. Bot: That's a very nice name, inferring.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 10:53, archived)