Still not rhyming slang though.
My favourite is 'Queer as a bottle of crisps'
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Wed 2 May 2007, 21:46,
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no it's not, but no body said it was
i like she has a face like a bag of spanners
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mongychops,
Wed 2 May 2007, 21:48,
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