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[challenge entry] Ah well.

From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 2 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I think there should be a rule written for this compo that the answer is in the name
RIS!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# its obvious innit?
um an Iron is slang for um.... ok I'm with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 2 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# As I understand it, and I may be wrong,
'Iron' is slang for gay because they're "As bent as an iron bar"

Not rhyming slang, but still a Larndarn expression.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# but thats not an Iron Bar
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 2 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# rubbish
it is bent as a nine bob note, blimey, i'm going to hire myself out this week
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Still not rhyming slang though.
My favourite is "Queer as a bottle of crisps"
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# no it's not, but no body said it was
i like she has a face like a bag of spanners
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Also
Mad as a bag of badgers
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# really?
stupid cockney twats
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# fucking do one you cahnt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# 'iron hoof'
actually
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# That's the one.
One may refer to a person with homosexual leanings as a "raging iron."
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 2 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# absolutely
any old iron, when shouted around Earl's Court means there is an iron hoof in the vicinity.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# What the cocking cock
is an iron hoof?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# there's four of them on a horse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# poof
or Graham Norton, if you are a chelsea wankmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# iron hoof
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# but thats a steam iron...
:|
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# no its not.... its jeremy irons.
but hang on bob.
that's not the moon. that's bob hoskins!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# as i said, i will help people out for hire if they are having trouble
but first i'm off to get some welks down bow market
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# a competition?
nd you want people to stick to the brief? How very rare ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# That does bug me a teensy bit
It's an image challenge, the challenge being doing what it says in the brief. Why mark it as a challnege entry if it doesn't even do that? It's like filling in a crossword with random squiggles.

(I'm not refering to this image here by the way - although I have no idea what it means so maybe I am :D)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# what do you expect?
noobie tuesday is always followed by the flood of wank wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# and that spills in to Thursday
and then everyone chips off early friday, the weekend is dead so it's only Mondays that are worth stopping in for!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# or alt text/title
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 2 May 2007, 22:14, archived)