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[challenge entry] And now, a special poem just for cock-knockers

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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# erm . . .
I'm RISing . . . possibly because I don't knock my cock enough . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# avian flue?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Simian walked?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# hint:
(makes 'sounds like' gesture)

erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *misinterprets as Manic calling me a wanker*
*cries*

EDIT: Is it anything to do with cornflakes and winning a Ford Tippex?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I reckon it must be that song of Mary Poppins
You know:
"Chim-chimmeny chim-chimmeny chim-chim-cherroo,
That bloke off the young ones says fuck off to you"

*skips off across the rooftops*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *sigh*
Hint:
I could have used oranges instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# oranges
oranges oranges oranges oranges oranges oranges . . . *belms*

I'm racking me brayne here . . .
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I wonder
what the rhyming slang for 'orange' could possibly be .....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *ding*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Gratz!
/very old Everquest joke

... so nothing rhymes with orange ... or chimney ...
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# arranges oranges
pfft
chimney... i'll think of one later... no i shant i cant be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Happy SkUG day!
*passes SkUG CayKE*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Woo!
Thank you
*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Suzuki Jimny
?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Yay!
that'll do :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# 'ding' doesn't rhyme, you spazz
C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Orange tree? orange pip? orange peel?
*cops an orange of Debbilgrrrrl's knives 'n' forks*

*receives a slap inna Norf*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Slap in the Norf?
You'll get a Paddy* in the Students**, mate!!

*and Mick
** halls

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# please . . .
C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *still none the wiser*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
You could be right . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:39, archived)