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# Click 'edit'
Click 'Challenge entry'
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
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click Life. click a job. click a career. click a family. click a fucking big television, click washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. click good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. click fixed interest mortgage repayments. click a starter home. click your friends. click leisurewear and matching luggage. click a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. click DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. click sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. click rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. click your future. click life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to click life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the edit button and an L plate?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# you scare me sometimes
some all
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# yay
I try my best
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffft
/ac

actually thats vere funny, have some cake
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# woo
twas my birthday yesterday, and I'm a bit stuffed with cake
but I'll save it for later

cheers :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Happy post-birthday!
Its my birthday in a week today.
May's a good month to be born
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# aye
it seems that there are more people with birthdays around the start of may than at any otehr time.

needs investigating.

*goes to investigate*

edit: I can't be arsed investigating, but I don't think that it is a coincidence that may is 9 months after August when everyone is on holidays
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I never thought about it
but that means I can narrow it down the the actual month my parents had sex
*feels ill*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I've clicked all of them 'cept electrical tin opener






(wanders off to Argos)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# How is 'blower' rhyming slang?
It might make sense if he was holding a dog to his ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:36, archived)