
edit: sorry I am being a tosser, compo it :)

it's weird, I have been on b3ta for almost a quarter of my life (I'm 21). that's a pretty substantial amount.
I can imagine in years to come when people are talking about their time getting wasted at university or killing people in the army I'll be telling anecdotes about that time Toni trolled the messageboard in 2005 or when fly photoshopped me into bukkake balamory pr0n.
I regret nothing.
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I can imagine in years to come when people are talking about their time getting wasted at university or killing people in the army I'll be telling anecdotes about that time Toni trolled the messageboard in 2005 or when fly photoshopped me into bukkake balamory pr0n.
I regret nothing.

You're like superman, the last of a dying race
/Watched too much smallville recently
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/Watched too much smallville recently

didn't even think the internets had been invented back then.
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we used chalk and stones and threw them at each other :)
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*looks ashamed*
I was just trying to impress you whipper snappers with ya technamalogicaly and stuff, we just threw stones and shouted rudes words :)
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I was just trying to impress you whipper snappers with ya technamalogicaly and stuff, we just threw stones and shouted rudes words :)

happy b3tday! sorry its a bit late
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the desperate signature is working! woo! bring on the belated birthday attention!
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gives it added umph!
I do like it though.
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I do like it though.

*confuseds*
Word - the artist's tool of choice
*goes back to doing Mondrian art in Excel*
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Word - the artist's tool of choice
*goes back to doing Mondrian art in Excel*

You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee
\Stewart Lee Blog
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\Stewart Lee Blog

TJ: In other news, ME & HIM HAS A HOME AGAIN! \(^o^)/
www.spidercake.net

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www.spidercake.net


They're super duper!
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They went away for a while cuz my old site died, but i got nagged about it so often i had to make a new one ;P
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I didnt realise you made so many of these!
they're great!
WOO!
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Thu 3 May 2007, 12:26,
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they're great!
WOO!

please scroll down the page (right at the bottom for more celebrations 6000th post today too! yay)
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click Life. click a job. click a career. click a family. click a fucking big television, click washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. click good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. click fixed interest mortgage repayments. click a starter home. click your friends. click leisurewear and matching luggage. click a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. click DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. click sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. click rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. click your future. click life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to click life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the edit button and an L plate?
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/ac
actually thats vere funny, have some cake
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Thu 3 May 2007, 12:28,
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actually thats vere funny, have some cake

twas my birthday yesterday, and I'm a bit stuffed with cake
but I'll save it for later
cheers :¬D
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but I'll save it for later
cheers :¬D

Its my birthday in a week today.
May's a good month to be born
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Thu 3 May 2007, 12:33,
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May's a good month to be born

it seems that there are more people with birthdays around the start of may than at any otehr time.
needs investigating.
*goes to investigate*
edit: I can't be arsed investigating, but I don't think that it is a coincidence that may is 9 months after August when everyone is on holidays
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needs investigating.
*goes to investigate*
edit: I can't be arsed investigating, but I don't think that it is a coincidence that may is 9 months after August when everyone is on holidays

but that means I can narrow it down the the actual month my parents had sex
*feels ill*
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Thu 3 May 2007, 12:49,
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*feels ill*

(wanders off to Argos)

It might make sense if he was holding a dog to his ear.
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